Volleyball Schedule

Here is the LVC Men's Volleyball Club schedule for the Spring (since you know you have to come or we are no longer friends, no matter what lvcfacebook says):

February 9th, 2005: @ West Chester, 8:00p.m.
February 19th, 2005: Tournament at Messiah
March 16th, 2005: @ Villanova, 6:00p.m.
March 19th, 2005: Tri-Match (Penn State-Berks, Montclair St.)
March 10th, 2005: Kutztown
April 3rd, 2005: Tournament at DeSales
April 4th, 2005: @ Albright, 7:30p.m.
April 8th, 2005: @ Millersville, 7:00 p.m.
(Home dates in bold)

And the question remains:

Where did you go Cotton Eyed Joe? 'Where' indeed.

Oh is it good to back home. That's right, home isn't in MD, it isn't in SC, but it's in good ol' Annville, PA. This is where I feel more at home than anyother place.

1.They'll always slap you with the 'failure to use blinker,' they are right behind you: Just a reminder, use your blinker when a police car is right behind you -with its lights in the process of pulling you over- as you head to the right shoulder. You don't want another charge along with speeding, reckless endangerment, driving under the influence, assualting a police officer, resisting arrest, and failing to wear a seatbelt.

2.Instead of competing against someone else, lets just play by ourselves and not get better: Good job for EA Sports for buying naming rights for Madden from the NFL. Instead of competing with SEGA and ESPN, they figure they'll be the best by default, not by advancement.

(I hate Madden. As a person, an announcer, and as a fat fucking piece of lard.)

3.Isn't there a reason there is a five second/ seven second delay on some live events?: I don't know what was funnier, RaMoss's fake moon, or the reaction from FOX's Joe Buck: 'I'm sorry we had to show that on live TV. That was disgusting. Again I apologize.'

40 Random Thoughts

Instead of a long paragraph style of random thoughts, shorter "the Daily Quickie" ESPN type blurbs.

1.They're sorta like wasps: North Carolina cops, work together in large groups in one or two areas.

2.Just so you know: "Bridge freezes before road" (SC)

3.Not cause I'm mean but because it would be cool to see: A tractor trailer blowing its tire driving down the highway.

4.The calander says what?: 70 degree weather the past 3 days? In December?

5.Gotta keep you awake somehow: With the absence of hills, South Carolina Dept. of Transp. has to throw potholes along all the straight roads.

6.Always, always, always carry a big stick: If just to set off the "Overheight" signal before a bridge.

7."I love you, as long as you don't wake me": Words spoken by my mother when I told her was leaving early in the morning.

8.I-95 isn't a major road: So they can close half the lanes without any problems. Right?

9.D.Jenkins would be proud: Trying to double the speed limits on 95 (not intentionally of course) when the speed limit is 70. miles. per. hour. (so close!)

10.In case you forgot: "Bridge freezes before road" (NC)

11.And just because they can: Tractor trailers going really really slow.

12.Future Invention I: Speedometer located on the back of the car for those behind you to see how fast your going (that's gotta decrease the rear-end collision rate, right)

13.Future Invention II: Variable personal roadsign. Baltimore: 55, Harrisburg: 105, Your House: XX.

14.Unless you like to smell 3 day old 2nd hand smoke: Never, ever, ever, EVER give your car to a smoker. Even if they are your sister.

15. No rest for the weary, except during the day: "No overnight parking" sign at a rest-stop. Madness I tell you, madness.

16.If only to bring more kids to the wonders of smoking: The Tobacco and Farm Life Museum.

17.How am I supposed to know where the nearest automatic door is?: Virginia doesn't allow radar detectors. None. Throw them out the window as you pass the state line.

18.Hey, you look familiar, didn't I see you on the way down?: Minivan with Quebec license plate, gotta be the only one in the state province.

19.Will my insurance rates go up because of this?: Writing while driving.

20.Someone's trying a little too hard to make friends: Rocky Mount, N.C.-150 Restaurants. Rocky Mount, N.C.-16,000 hotel rooms. Rocky Mount, N.C.-Reunion Headquarters. Rocky Mount, N.C.-Stay here and we'll sleep with you!

21.They must be the pride of they're school: "Produce: Too miles on right"

22.We need tighter immigration laws!: Too! Two! Three! Minivans from Quebec. (What's wrong with Quebec?)

23.The best National Championships. Ever.:And that's why they play the game. Right OU?

24.Auburn co-no 1!: see above.

25.Still searching for you...: Blue neon, doing 90+ m.p.h. through MD and Northern VA, SC tags.

26.Not the best state motto on a license plate: "Drive Away" (MO)

27.164 miles to D.C.?: How many to my house? (Future Invention #2)

28.Future Invention #3: Wireless electricity. Think of the possibilities!

29.Just cause I'm small doesn't mean I don't have feelings too.: Damn you tractor trailers for cutting of the guy in the little red sports car (me).

30.Modern Marvel #1: Chippenham Parkway, I-95 interchange.

31.Modern Marvel #2: I-395, I-495, I-95, and some other VA road, interchange. (yes all roads meet at one spot. When the exit ramps are higher than the surronding highrise hotels, you know the roads a tad bit high)

32."What the hell were they thinking?" files: 5 lanes on 495/95 to 3 over the drawbridge. A drawbridge on the (Nation's) Capitol Beltway? What the hell were they thinking?

33.In case you forgot, again: "Bridge Ices Before Road" (VA)

34.I hate Irony: "I got sunshine" on the radio... it starts raining outside.

35.I love Irony: I told my brother not to use I.E. I downloaded Firefox for him. He said I.E. worked well for him and didn't need it. He got a virus through I.E. Sucker.

36.In case you can't see all the signs: I-795 and an arrow painted. On. The. Road. Honestly.

37.Why did I leave South Carolina again?: 70 degrees and sunny when I leave, 50 degrees and raining when I arrive in MD.

38.Wait, now I remember: Hot date with hot Melissa.

39.And one last time, lest you forget and crash: "Bridge Ices before road" (MD)

40.I really couldn't think of another one: But 40 sounds better than 39.

41.P.S., for you readers up north: "Bridge may be icy" (PA)