Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn
(See, it's 25% of the bits I did for the first post, and it's also a song by Hellogoodbye, get it?)
1.Well someone's wrong, either Mother Nature or the calendar, cause the college never is:Spring Break Second winter break starting in February. Un-Freakin-Believable.
2. Like motorcycle gangs, only with smaller numbers. And larger vehicles: Carroll County snow plows taking to the streets en masse.
3. Would this make us the Anti-South Carolina? (Or at least explain why taxes are higher in MD): Any and every road is repaved, regardless of wear and tear, every. Three. Years.
4. At least she took him to the hospital: Woman in Alaska severs husband's penis from body, throws it down the toilet, drives him to the hospital, and returns home to clean the blood from her hands.
5. We'll just lump Texas and Oklahoma together, they're pretty close: When a snowstorm can be "drastically different over a 50 mile period," don't you think it would be prudent to give snow fall estimates for multiple cities, instead of lumping Baltimore and Philadelphia in with Washington D.C.?
6. BG&E, are you reading this?: I have wireless internet to roam the house and still be connected to the outside world, yet I still have to be connected to an outlet if I want to enjoy the wireless capabilities all day. Solution? WIRELESS ELECTRICITY!!!!
7. Just for the hell of it: I still hate Lynch Memorial Hall.
8. It's not annoying, it's my train away from Funk. Cause we know the train isn't annoying. Ever.: The oil heater 3 feet from my bed really puts me to sleep, especially when it won't. Shut. Up.
9. I think I may have found my passion, well, for the moment anyway: Photography.
10. It's like the piece of bread all the way at the bottom of the bag, you know, all moldy and crusty and stuff: The last blurb is always the hardest and the least exciting part of the post.
1.Well someone's wrong, either Mother Nature or the calendar, cause the college never is:
2. Like motorcycle gangs, only with smaller numbers. And larger vehicles: Carroll County snow plows taking to the streets en masse.
3. Would this make us the Anti-South Carolina? (Or at least explain why taxes are higher in MD): Any and every road is repaved, regardless of wear and tear, every. Three. Years.
4. At least she took him to the hospital: Woman in Alaska severs husband's penis from body, throws it down the toilet, drives him to the hospital, and returns home to clean the blood from her hands.
5. We'll just lump Texas and Oklahoma together, they're pretty close: When a snowstorm can be "drastically different over a 50 mile period," don't you think it would be prudent to give snow fall estimates for multiple cities, instead of lumping Baltimore and Philadelphia in with Washington D.C.?
6. BG&E, are you reading this?: I have wireless internet to roam the house and still be connected to the outside world, yet I still have to be connected to an outlet if I want to enjoy the wireless capabilities all day. Solution? WIRELESS ELECTRICITY!!!!
7. Just for the hell of it: I still hate Lynch Memorial Hall.
8. It's not annoying, it's my train away from Funk. Cause we know the train isn't annoying. Ever.: The oil heater 3 feet from my bed really puts me to sleep, especially when it won't. Shut. Up.
9. I think I may have found my passion, well, for the moment anyway: Photography.
10. It's like the piece of bread all the way at the bottom of the bag, you know, all moldy and crusty and stuff: The last blurb is always the hardest and the least exciting part of the post.
posted by Timchula at 03:01
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