This Week's List
1. But I love darting out in traffic thinking the lights about to change: Washington D.C. has timers at all the crosswalks so pedestrians know how long they have before the "Stop" hand comes up. (Longest time to cross: 70 seconds. Shortest: 10 (across 5 lanes, yeah, right.)
2. False start. Disqualified. Pack up and go home, you're out: People crossing the stop bar before the light turns green. That's what the lights are there for people, to tell you when to go.
3. I have an idea, let's kick the kids out of school for a week, have the boys basketball team play at home, and have it snow when the day they leave and the first school day off. We'll call it Spring Break: I can't think of anything else to say really.
4. And now the answer to the question everyone has about and me and my pen: So I can write these down (on my hand) so I don't forget them.
5. Full of class and dignity, if'n he did cry. A lot. Trent Dilfer (winning QB for the Ravens in Super Bowl 35) traded from Seahawks (backup) to Browns (starter). Makes you wonder as to why the Ravens got rid of him actually.
6. Momma always told you not to eat while talking: Apparently my dad (or my step-mom) never got the message (this could be another article/column, really it could).
7. Cause honestly, what else is there to do during a 2 hour car ride? And poof, like that, 8 voice mails I get to listen to. They apparently pile up fast when you don't look at your phone.
8. It's like watching a child grow, except less messy, and if I ignore this for a month Protective Services doesn't come knocking on mydoor : The 'archives' section makes it look like I have a lot of previous posts, but we know most of them are crap. This thing didn't really start until 40 Random Thoughts.
9. I don't think they could really get away with a 'Drunk College Students' sign and had to go with the next best thing: 'Blind Child Area' and 'Deaf Child Area' signs leading into campus.
10. It would actually kinda make sense, in a wierd sort of way: Left lane has an arrow, exit lane has an arrow, but the right lane doesn't. I would assume it just ends, wouldn't you?
11. Kinda like a wolf in wool, only it actually turned out to be a sheep: I don't think any car should be allowed to look like a police car, undercover or marked.
12. No one's gonna see the bright yellow bobcat on the side of the road, we need some protection: Dump truck (with blinkers) following a bobcat (front loader, not the animal) that was driving on the shoulder (actual shoulder, wide enough for the bobcat) so drivers would see it (and block traffic. I really think that was the main reason, I swear the guy was laughing at me as I waited for clearance to pass).
13. Kinda like the mail, only less frequent and slightly more exciting: Can someone say 'appearing more often'? Cause it is. And will continue to be.
And that's thisweek's editions list.
2. False start. Disqualified. Pack up and go home, you're out: People crossing the stop bar before the light turns green. That's what the lights are there for people, to tell you when to go.
3. I have an idea, let's kick the kids out of school for a week, have the boys basketball team play at home, and have it snow when the day they leave and the first school day off. We'll call it Spring Break: I can't think of anything else to say really.
4. And now the answer to the question everyone has about and me and my pen: So I can write these down (on my hand) so I don't forget them.
5. Full of class and dignity, if'n he did cry. A lot. Trent Dilfer (winning QB for the Ravens in Super Bowl 35) traded from Seahawks (backup) to Browns (starter). Makes you wonder as to why the Ravens got rid of him actually.
6. Momma always told you not to eat while talking: Apparently my dad (or my step-mom) never got the message (this could be another article/column, really it could).
7. Cause honestly, what else is there to do during a 2 hour car ride? And poof, like that, 8 voice mails I get to listen to. They apparently pile up fast when you don't look at your phone.
8. It's like watching a child grow, except less messy, and if I ignore this for a month Protective Services doesn't come knocking on mydoor : The 'archives' section makes it look like I have a lot of previous posts, but we know most of them are crap. This thing didn't really start until 40 Random Thoughts.
9. I don't think they could really get away with a 'Drunk College Students' sign and had to go with the next best thing: 'Blind Child Area' and 'Deaf Child Area' signs leading into campus.
10. It would actually kinda make sense, in a wierd sort of way: Left lane has an arrow, exit lane has an arrow, but the right lane doesn't. I would assume it just ends, wouldn't you?
11. Kinda like a wolf in wool, only it actually turned out to be a sheep: I don't think any car should be allowed to look like a police car, undercover or marked.
12. No one's gonna see the bright yellow bobcat on the side of the road, we need some protection: Dump truck (with blinkers) following a bobcat (front loader, not the animal) that was driving on the shoulder (actual shoulder, wide enough for the bobcat) so drivers would see it (and block traffic. I really think that was the main reason, I swear the guy was laughing at me as I waited for clearance to pass).
13. Kinda like the mail, only less frequent and slightly more exciting: Can someone say 'appearing more often'? Cause it is. And will continue to be.
And that's this
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