3.13.2005

This Week's List

1. Now we know the answer to the eternal question, 'What is there to do at 2 p.m. on a Thursday in Annville, PA?: (Female student yelling out the window of a moving car) We're going to the bar!

2. And I don't think I'm ever going to be able to look at the Kool-Aid man the same way again. Ever. He is red, which I guess gives it away: "So it tastes just like Kool-Aid?"

3. Just like it isn't the fall that will kill you, it's the landing: Going upstairs is fine, it's the downstairs part that hurts. A lot.

4. Not quite the response to 'A fun Friday night' comment I was expecting: 'We did the Relay for Life and threw a frisbee while we were walking.' So thought he was gonna say something along the lines of 'drinking' and 'beer' and maybe 'markers to his face as he lay in his own puke'. But that might just be me.

5. I know 'If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all...', but come on, this is ridiculus: Have I really been this lanky? Why hasn't anyone told me?!?

6. It's like winning $100 in the lottery, the reward makes all the money wasted seem so trivial: Ah, the 'good job' comment. Makes this so(mewhat) worthwhile.

7. Another reason to get a better chair for the dorm room, besides the uncomfortableness factor: 3 of the 4 screws holding the back support to the frame fell out at once. Awesome.

8. Apparently we are working on Sydney time here: Quiet hours start at a certain time every weekend. But it isn't the time posted on the (freshly destroyed) bulletin board in the hall.

9: It's my own personal alarm clock, except it isn't mine alone and it doesn't make any noise, but gives off a lot of heat. So in other words it's instead a silent, communal microwave: With the blinds open I can wake at 8:30-ish a.m. no matter when I went to bed because the sun comes BOOM! right in my face.

10. And you were making fun of my screwdriver set? Pity on you. Pity: That set has the wierd square screwdriver thing that keeps my chair together for another day. Now if only it had some wood glue for my desk drawer.

11. Now can the game really change that much in 10 seconds to warrent another timeout?: Apparently the coach K thought so. Didn't like the matchup with the GT personel, obviously.

12. I'm watching more and more, and I still have no idea, sorta like girls, I talk to them but I still don't know what anything means: I'm watching more basketball and I don't know what a foul is. Or isn't.

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